* I will continue to update this post as the funnies keep coming *
1. I stop at McDonald's to get him something to eat. He rattles off the usual order.......hamburger, chicken nuggets, fries, and "the thing with the black pieces and the whip cream with the thing on top with the red antenna." Translation - Oreo McFlurry with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
2. Karate class. Kids are warming up with sit-ups, crunches, etc. The instructor lines the kids up to jog around the room in a follow-the-leader formation. My son saw this as a competition, not a warm up, so he goes rip roaring from the back of the line to bypass everyone, looking back over his shoulder with a huge "I'm WINNING!!" grin on his face.
3. I come downstairs fresh out of the shower and my entire living room is covered in toys. Is it a mess? Nope. It's an elaborate design for the lego men to navigate through and my son was not happy that I "stepped on his airplane". Oops.
4. After learning that babies can drink milk from their mother's breasts, my son asked if I had milk in mine. I said that I don't, it all went away when he stopped wanting it a long time ago. So then he asked what is in my breasts right now. I said blood, fat, tissue. He went "TISSUES???" and then it dawned on me that when I said tissue as in bodily tissue, he thought I stuffed Kleenex tissues in there instead!
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